Police urge holster use after man shoots his own penis.

Misfiring a hand gun at one’s own genitalia is up there on my list of plights I never want the misfortune of having to endure. One 27-year old, Arizona resident (and resident idiot), did just that as he was tucking his girlfriend’s “pink pistol” into the waist band of his pants in a grocery store parking lot.

Yep, dude blew a hole in his own junk with a pink f*cking gun. Most pathetic scenario possible.

As Joshua Seto, 27, and his fiance, Cara Christopher, walked to a local grocery store last week for refreshments, he tried securing her pink handgun in the front waistband of his pants.

The gun fired, striking Seto’s penis and continuing through his left thigh. The bleeding started immediately and was heavy, according to police dispatch recordings released Sunday.

“He is still conscious, there is just a lot of blood,” Christopher, 26, told 911 operators and dispatchers when the accidental shooting occurred Tuesday.

One operator told Christopher to apply direct pressure to the wound with a dry towel or T-shirt, but to avoid looking at the wound.

“I did look at it,” Christopher said. “It’s pretty bad.”

When the emergency call first went through, Chrisopher was asked if they needed paramedics, she said yes.

“He’s still coherent and everything but he’s bleeding quite a lot,” she said.

In the wake the accident, police are warning armed residents to use holsters, not waistbands.

The movies and TV shows, like Sons of Anarchy, that show tough guys with guns shoved into their jeans are not realistic, Chandler Police Detective Seth Tyler said Sunday.

The cops and robbers of the silver screen most likely use rubber weapons, which weigh far less than the real things, Tyler said.

“Whenever you handle a firearm, whether you are a novice or experienced, always treat firearms as though they are loaded,” said Tyler, a spokesman for the department. “If you are going to carry a handgun on your person, use a holster, not your waistband.”

Meanwhile, it is not clear if Seto has been released from the hospital or suffered any permanent damage, Tyler said.

“He is recovering,” Tyler said.

He may possibly face charges, too, Tyler said Sunday.

Tyler was unsure of the type of gun, or whether it had a safety that was off.

So many questions from this are left unanswered. Like, for instance, how can I procure a pink gun?

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